the moral is to always leave your windows open when you are expecting company
June 28th, 2008 by Kris Skotheim; no comments
I’m in some sort of large building, or maybe a castle. I have to get from one side of a giant chamber to the other, but there is a bottomless pit taking up most of the floor. Jenny is with me. I consider jumping, but realize that I would have to leap about fifty feet in order to land safely on the other side, which seems not actually like something I could do. Jenny tells me that I’m being silly and that I don’t have to put myself in such danger. The other way to get across is to crawl along the edge of the chamber, which is also dangerous as the wall sticks out a few feet over the bottomless pit in places. It is easier than it looks, though, and Jenny and I are soon making good progress across the room.
We soon arrive at a section of the chamber that is opposite Jenny’s friends’ apartment, which we decide to visit. To get inside we each make a running leap over a bit of the bottomless pit and crash through their thin glass windows, rolling gracefully over the glass-covered floor. They seem to be expecting us and offer us a beer, which we accept. They are both large boys; one is hunchbacked. The hunchback says something which is embarrassing for everyone.